Exhibit A
June 13, 2011
Being an excerpt from the Inquisitio Haereticae Pravitatis of Wesley Stamper by the Supreme Sacred Congregation of the Roman and Universal Inquisition
“IS THAT A PISTIL IN YOUR PLANTER, OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?”
Item: That the accused did post a photograph to his so-called “blog”.
Item: That said photograph did appeal to the prurient interest.
Item: That the accused did inscribe a so-called “humorous” caption beneath said photograph.
Item: That said caption did wilfully disregard the welfare of the reader by utilising a pun most egregious, which did besmirch not only the mind of the reader but the very sanctity of the English language itself.
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