Horsey Sauce
March 1, 2009
After receiving a purportedly “half-filled” container of Au-Jus dipping sauce for his Roast Beef and Swiss sandwich, Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez ordered the army to take control of an Arby’s in Caracas.
Hugo Chavez, Friend to Children
“The nationalization of the fast food industry has been long overdue,” said one unidentified source.
“Dipping Sauce should not be the exclusive domain of the wealthy,” added another man requesting anonymity. “A family’s life savings should not be put in jeopardy for a Jamocha Shake.”
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Dipping sauces have long been the province of the bourgeoisie and I see no reason to change that simply to upease the whining masses. Let them eat ketchup!