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Exhibit A

June 13, 2011

Being an excerpt from the Inquisitio Haereticae Pravitatis of Wesley Stamper by the Supreme Sacred Congregation of the Roman and Universal Inquisition

“IS THAT A PISTIL IN YOUR PLANTER, OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?”

Item: That the accused did post a photograph to his so-called “blog”.

Item: That said photograph did appeal to the prurient interest.

Item: That the accused did inscribe a so-called “humorous” caption beneath said photograph.

Item: That said caption did wilfully disregard the welfare of the reader by utilising a pun most egregious, which did besmirch not only the mind of the reader but the very sanctity of the English language itself.

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